"thist stop sign is an octogon" i say to driving teach. thus proving that youtube poop taught me to car better than ever before

when i was a kid i always got really worried about someone inventing a really strong laser beam and firing it in a line under their feet so the world falls in half. actually im still worried about this. i know there is an evil scientist trying to invent this out there somewhere

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hh-wwhhHHTHP

ptuh.

Noice.

ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

mom i am epicing as hard as i can. do not link me the You Got Owned agaian video to me your son

rotatingfloor:

in rocket power beach bandits for the gamecube if you walk into the skating area before you have a skateboard and fall into the pool theres no way to get out. the squid starved to death in this pit.

rotatingfloor:

in rocket power beach bandits for the gamecube if you walk into the skating area before you have a skateboard and fall into the pool theres no way to get out. the squid starved to death in this pit.

I love fucking grass - Connor
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so we actually made amy eat a toast sandwich today and it was the most fucked up thing ive ever seen. it was remarkable in its own right but only in the same way shaking hands with the devil is. i feel like we touched a part of the human condition we were never really meant to delve into and more than anything i actually think amy lives there, swimming somewhere in the unmitigated deep of the moral spectrum, an abyss where she evolved the power to eat a toast sandwich without dying. a catastrophe, and a triumph