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mariogan323

escape was impossible from the beginning

cheesoisuncool:

yoiuy know what? Fucking hell. this foolish game has gone on too logn enough. my century long plans will now be set in motion

yoiuy know what? Fucking hell. this foolish game has gone on too logn enough. my century long plans will now be set in motion

 justify my ass in a real world setting, making use of context and characterization,to explain your

me: [exhibits goodness]

scientist studying me: we can learn from this. to create the goodest being

classmate: so whats your name?
me: BIG DEATH MAN
classmate: oh thats cool, whats your major?
me: INTENSE HAMMER RAGE

im going to do a stand up routine thats just throwing logs into the audience and they have to hop over them as they roll

today i rather superbly faceplanted my car horn and turned the heads of the entire estate as i feebly scrambled to unhook my forearm from the inside of the wheel to end the hellish noise

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