megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

i still cannot believe internet explorer made an anime girl mascot to promote itself. to this day that is the thing i believe the least

everything has run its course except for Widgets. i propose that wel utilize more widgets in our web apps. to fight against this lonely existence

*right click, open in new tab*

*closes the old tab*

cheesoisuncool:

so uh. im like 100% certain the michelin man is going to eat me. ill keep this tumblr updated with new developments

i will never expand this

so uh. im like 100% certain the michelin man is going to eat me. ill keep this tumblr updated with new developments

Human Gnome Project

shitmystudentswrite:

Medicine is now personalised to the person just by looking at their gnome.

i will never forget pasta and what it has done for me though

i actually forgot my name today. i went to say cheeso when someone asked. i also forgot my age like a week ago. one of these days ill forget that i have teeth and ill roll my tongue in my mouth like what the hell are these

"atheisim is a pile of shit" nikola tesla shouts at me. "Tesla stop this! You are one of the greatest scientists of all time"  Tesla cares not he punches me square on the chin and climbs out the fire exit